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good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling

(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)

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good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?

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good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]

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good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx

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“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]

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good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely

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good morning, is this...?

⚪️ a book for children
⚪️ 25% of your TL
⚪️ 50% of your TL
⚪️ 100% of your TL

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good morning [cw scary drawing, it’s SU’s concept art for the Cluster]

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good morning! these are actually, legit called “fairytale” eggplants *squee* [cw food]

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good morning, why is this bread so funny,

I asked, rhetorically [cw food]

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good morning, this is a selfie [cw ec] of an admin that went to the goddamned gym this morning

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good morning, the “I know nothing else” bird is trying to break into standup

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good morning, here’re some handy instructions from Beatrice Arthur about what to do if a nearby unicorn has started choking

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